thoughts during school:

me: ugh its only Monday...

me: i wonder if my teacher is a virgin

me: you're all faggots.

me: how could i get that wrong!?

me: i'll be a stripper as my plan b.

me: i shouldnt have gone up this morning.

me: yeah my teacher did not get laid.

me: what time is lunch?

me: kill me now.

me: how come monday is so far from friday, but friday so close to sunday?

me: omg finally we're leaving.

omg 100% correct

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

wwiao:
imagine if u were really high at 7/11 and you saw a frickin face on the chocolate milk jug, id start whispering to it


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

wwiao:

imagine if u were really high at 7/11 and you saw a frickin face on the chocolate milk jug, id start whispering to it

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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