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want a puppy
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yum
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me: ugh its only Monday...
me: i wonder if my teacher is a virgin
me: you're all faggots.
me: how could i get that wrong!?
me: i'll be a stripper as my plan b.
me: i shouldnt have gone up this morning.
me: yeah my teacher did not get laid.
me: what time is lunch?
me: kill me now.
me: how come monday is so far from friday, but friday so close to sunday?
me: omg finally we're leaving.
omg 100% correct
mostly me. then and now.
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imagine if u were really high at 7/11 and you saw a frickin face on the chocolate milk jug, id start whispering to it
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